in my pocket

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

(via whinyfern)

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

(Source: misterjakes, via naiv-ee)

euo:

“I think we’re just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that”
The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) dir. Wes Anderson

euo:

I think we’re just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that”

The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) dir. Wes Anderson

(via euo)

dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

(via mentalalchemy)